Vol. III, Iss. 4: “Sidetracks by Subject”

If your school is/was anything like my school, you’ll know that history teachers are the least focused people in the world.

(And if you’re wondering “How the heck do you get off-track in AP Arson?” or “Is that even a real AP Class?” or “Wait– Arson– do you– like– burn things for college credit?” all I have to say is that no, it’s not a real class [it’s more of a joke], but you get off-track the same way you get off-track in a normal class. Except off-track means burning things you weren’t supposed to burn. It’s pretty fun.)